Now that Lance is back, we need Jan to join the show.

Sign below on the comments section - now!

128 comments:

Anonymous said...

FREE JAN!

Anonymous said...

Jan for VP!

Anonymous said...

Jan, please come back!

Anonymous said...

bring him back
doper vs doper it will be great

Anonymous said...

I want to see him again!!

Anonymous said...

Auf gehts ULLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Anonymous said...

Ulle, du machst das !!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ulle, zeigs dem lance!!!!!!! ein letztes mal!!!!!

Chris said...

Es kann nur einen wahren Herausforderer geben.

Anonymous said...

Los Jan, zurück aufs Rad. Bitte!!

Anonymous said...

Don`t tell me stories `bout the rest, Tourgott Ulle is the best!

Rollentrainer

Anonymous said...

Ja Ulle jetzt oder nie. Wir alle haben Lust auf ein Comeback, notfalls im eigens gegründeten Tourgott-Team.

Anonymous said...

free jan two

Anonymous said...

bring him back!

TOURGOTTKOMMANDO 2009!!!

Anonymous said...

Ja, ULLE bitteeeee.....!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, bring back Jan.

Drishti said...

The Jan, please come back!

Brian D. Hopkins said...

viva le Jan!

Anonymous said...

Ein letztes Duell Jan, perfekt vorbereitet packst du ihn. Komm zurück!!!

Anonymous said...

Ullrich Ullrich schalalalala!!!

Anonymous said...

Ullrich Ullrich schalalalala!!!!

Anonymous said...

Quäl dich du sau !!!
Komm Zurück Jan

Anonymous said...

Der Jan is should be crushing the girly men on their skinny bikes.

Anonymous said...

please come back

Anonymous said...

comeback of the wonderboy

Anonymous said...

Bring Jan back!

The Tour just hasn't been the same without the Jan-Lance battles!

Hanna said...

ULLE GIB GAS !!!
ULLE VOREVER !!!
ULLE, dass ist deine Chance auf
REHABILITATION !!!

Anonymous said...

Jan come back,
damit dich der Texaner wieder in die Pfanne hauen kann!
Go Lance, go !

Anonymous said...

Liberee Jan Ullrich , Liberee Jan Ullrich , Liberee jan Ullrich ....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ja der Texaner war schon immer für überraschungen gut, sollte sein start bei der TDF jan herausfordern ebenfalls die TDF zu fahren, dann gibts rabenschwarze tage für ulle :-)

Anonymous said...

Lass dich vom Texaner vernaschen, am ersten Berg, dann kannst du wieder nach Hause zu Mami, dann werden alle blinden Ullefans endlich schweigen

Anonymous said...

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! Why is everything always about Marsha?!?

-Jan

Anonymous said...

Yeah, bring him back. That will be the most entertaining cycling to be seen.

Ralle said...

Ulle komm zurück. Bis zur Tour is noch lang. Das packste locker.

Anonymous said...

AUF GEHTS ULLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Jan, du hattest uns doch eine große Abschiedsparty versprochen, ein ganz großes Ding - dies hier wäre die passende Gelegenheit. Also los, raus mit der Wäsche aus der Höhenkammer und ab zum Training - ansonsten wirst du dich für den Rest deines Lebens über die verpasste Chance ärgern!

Anonymous said...

If the uniball returns we must also have der kaiser

Anonymous said...

Jan, we need you now!

Anonymous said...

Fuckin A!

Anonymous said...

he has my vote.

Anonymous said...

Oh God please!!! Come back The Jan!

Anonymous said...

Yes please come back!!!

Anonymous said...

Jan,
you are the reason why I started cycling...

Jan,
I could die to see you once more versus Lance... (once upon a time TdF 2003...)

But Jan,
don't come back, there is nothing to win for you.
I can live with the memories.

Anonymous said...

bring back the TourGott!!!

Lucho said...

The tour would be boring with Lance and no Jan! He's the only guy that Armstrong is afraid of.

Anonymous said...

jan, komm wieder zurück! =)

AtomicDogg said...

dafür

Anonymous said...

Ulle zur TdF!!

Anonymous said...

we want Jan we want Jan we want Jan!!!

Tom said...

The Jan must return to crush the souls of the weak and undeserving!

Anonymous said...

Jan muss!

Matt said...

Let Jan ride!

Joe Tysoe said...

Bring back Jan !

j.p. patrick said...

Lance "Big Tex" vs. Jan "Big German" ?!!!! Oh.... don't tease me!

dinglearm said...

Come on Jan, One more 2nd place finish!

Anonymous said...

yeah...i love the german sausage muncher!

Anonymous said...

MacTex gegen UlleBurger....
der burger wird vernascht von conta, sastre, lance, valli, berni, schumi, voigte*g*, zabel, fothen etc. .....
er muss nur viele hanutas, eiskugeln und torte essen, dann haben die big stars genug zu naschen.... allez lanceeeeeee

Anonymous said...

Quäl Dich, Du Sau!

Anonymous said...

Aber bitte, geh' endlich mal aus dem Sattel!

Anonymous said...

Mach'et Ulle!

PS: Deinem Ranzen würde es auch gut tun...

Anonymous said...

piss off ulle

Anonymous said...

Come on, do it.

Anonymous said...

ulle stay at home,
wer wird sonst den kleinen maxe windeln ???

Anonymous said...

ulle kann zuhause bleiben
wackeldackel linus erhebt ansprüche auf den toursieg 2009....haha.....wenn die küken frech werden.... ja mei.....sowas übergschnapptes....

Anonymous said...

Lance, Vino, Kasheskin, Virenque, Pantani, ...
all of them need to join the rest of the EPO and blood doped riders like Contadope, Leipheimer, a lot of spanish and italian riders

EPO up

Greg Lemond said...

I think Jan should have another chance. He has always been cleaner than Lance even though I was always a much better rider than both of them put together.

Greg LeMond

Anonymous said...

come back the Jan

Anonymous said...

Hey Jan, stop spending you time eating krapfen and get your fat arse on the bike. And give your mate Vino a call while your at it.

Anonymous said...

yes!

Anonymous said...

Jan is unser mann!^^

Anonymous said...

Jan is unser mann^^

Anonymous said...

Fight´n for peace ´s like fuck´n for virginity!

enrico

Anonymous said...

Bring back Jan! Hotness!

Anonymous said...

Vive le Tour vive L'Ullrich!

Anonymous said...

Lance will cure cancer by winning bike races - now let Jan defeat world hunger by getting second

Anonymous said...

ULLE; ULLE; VOLLE PULLLE

Anonymous said...

Hau den Diesl wieder an JAN.

Anonymous said...

Do it Jan

AnnaZed said...

Yes, Jan is needed!

Chuck said...

Please Jan, please!!

Al said...

So let me get this straight - because Lance decides to come back, his "arch rival" needs to as well? You've got o tbe kidding.

The two were never related; every year Lance said he had to do what it took to hold off Ullrich. Yet every year except for 2003 Lance smoked him. That was the weakest piece of PR I ever saw.

Jan can never win in this era. He has the talent, but not the heart. I doubt he ever did. He probably just had a better "doctor" than Riis in '97.

Jan hat kein Hertz.

El Guapo [TC] said...

DO it!

hellbelly said...

Bring back that pink Teutonic monster!

Krys Hines said...

He might as well...All Pillsbury Doughboy like...It would certainly give Phil and Paul something to chat aboot and Bob to gesticulate aboot too...

Anonymous said...

We made it on bikesnob!

Anonymous said...

I miss the Jan.

rusty said...

Jan, Go away.

Matt said...

BEAST OF A MAN!

Alex said...

BIG JAN I LOVE YOU PLZ COME BACK!

Herostratus said...

Legalize my Ulrich!

Anonymous said...

Armstrong/Ulrich 2012 Republican ticket

Anonymous said...

Come back Jan - the world needs a big pink number 2 !!

Anonymous said...

We wish Jan's thighs to return to crush the souls of the weak

Robert Carr said...

fuckin' yeah

messedup said...

I miss Jan...

Anonymous said...

Bring back the Kaiser! I've heard he's stopped eating pastries lately!

Anonymous said...

Die Duelle waren Klasse, los Jan, komm zurück!

Anonymous said...

Bring Back The Jan!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

He inputs strudel and outputs pain. Bring back Jan!!!

Anonymous said...

100! That should do it. How could he ignore the request of roughly 100 people?

Brian said...

Come back Jan!

Jan vs Lance said...

Jan come back, your home, the tour awaits.

Anonymous said...

auf gehts ulle 2009
quäl dich endlich ma du sau,dann schaffste den dumemn cowboy auch
latsch nei ulle!latsch nei!!!!

aver ab 2010 fahrn dann bitte alle ohne doping
=)

Anonymous said...

Allez Jan allez

AdamB said...

Fire up the powersticks!

Anonymous said...

we're long overdue a return of the kaiser. come back jan!

Anonymous said...

Letle Viride! Oh, sorry, wrong petition.

Anonymous said...

yeah, Ulle, altes Würstchen, come back!!!!
- Dann hat der Mann aus Texas am ersten Berg auch was zum Frühstücken, haha...
CheeriJo

Waxies_Dargle said...

Star Wars would have been a boring movie without Darth Vader. Bring back Jan!

HausKlaus said...

Ich will den Dicken wieder leiden sehen!!!!

Euer Lance

Anonymous said...

Das ist DIE Chance, dir den 2006 gestohlenen Toursieg zu holen Jan!

by7 said...

not only Jan,

I would simply reinstate all those unlucky guys who were banned for doping and just make the Tour even more spectacular: Ricco, Vino, Rassmussen, etc
We want all back !!

I do not understand why sending a T/T is enough for getting 2 years ban, while having EPO in frozen pee is technically not enough ...

Anonymous said...

yes, jan and lance in one team. that would be great.

Anonymous said...

jan und lance in einem team. DAS wäre es!

cyclehits said...

Ulle zurück !!!

bleibt ja sonst kein Gegner übrig dank CERA !?

Anonymous said...

there are rumors of his return. come back jan!

Anonymous said...

"Ich habe nie jemanden betrogen ... und das ist ganz groß" - Wir wollen den Ulle sehen, wir wollen ...

Anonymous said...

Ohne dich ist die Tour keine Tour.
Komm zurück!!!

Anonymous said...

auf gehts jan. ohne dich hat unsere tischtennis mannschaft keine chance!!!!

Anonymous said...

I like to see Jan back on the bike!

Anonymous said...

Doping cheating git - keep these people out of our sport.

Pantheon said...

JAN must rock again.

rave on uli boy. get some pills and destroy lanzzziiii...

Anonymous said...

Auf geht's, auf geht's, auf geht's! Hau ihn weg, das S*ckgesicht...

Anonymous said...

DO IT, ULLE, DO IT!!!

Anonymous said...

Auf geht´s Ulle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjPgLccJSOY

Go on Jan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Cn_gyhoGA

Anonymous said...

he's back! (maybe..)

Anonymous said...

bring jan back! bring jan back! bring jan back!

kus said...

absolutely!